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Kamis, 02 Juni 2011

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  • paris3guy
    Nov 20, 02:16 PM
    i've sort of dismissed the iphone rumors in past, but the ichat connection makes it sound like something that could well be and soon. but the wifi phone sounds like an effort to build up ichat. why not?





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  • iBuferd
    Jul 9, 02:56 AM
    I plan on being at the AT&T Store on 25th E Near CD World and across from Carino's. I think I might take my camping chair and camp out Thursday night after the store closes so I am not in the way of the small opening for customers. If you care to join please post!





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  • forkspoon
    Oct 4, 06:45 PM
    http://i51.tinypic.com/1qfq85.png





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  • ILikeTurtles
    Mar 21, 07:36 AM
    Hi,

    Just to give a quick backstory; I spent years going back to school for design and at last I've finally acquired my degree. I now have a budding freelance business with a handful of small clients, all of whom are relatively civil, good natured and appreciative of my work.

    Recently a long distance client I really get along with referred me to someone. He hired me to do a logo for his marketing startup. He was pleased with the end result and asked me to take on a second project, designing a mockup for a website that he could then turn over to a developer. He set a time limit of 3 hours, because that's all he could afford. Everything was going fine till about 2 hours in. He liked the direction I was going in, so while I was waiting to hear back I did some small revisions (off the clock), just to satisfy my own design sensibilities. I sent them to him to see what he thought. He suddenly calls me saturday afternoon and from the get go, seems to have an attitude. He wants to go over all the revisions I sent him. So I scramble for my macbook. As I'm going through my folders in search of the files he starts getting flustered and belittling. I offer to call him back in an hour after I've gathered everything and before one of us says something we'll regret, but he wants to stay on the phone and takes an even more offensive tone. I'm a laid back guy, but I had enough and firmly reminded him that I was trying to design a site for him within a 3 hour limit and had been good enough to not bill him for all the phone time he insisted on and had even stopped the clock a couple of times. He then startled to backpedal and complimented me on my work and how fair my pricing was ($25.00 an hour). The conversation went on for about another half hour as in the aftermath we awkwardly discussed the project. I think I did a pretty good job of remaining diplomatic. I've now just about completed the project and now he's talking about having me design a business card:rolleyes: The whole thing has left a bad taste in my mouth. I know there can always be an element of stress with any type of work is, but that was a bit much.

    Sorry for the rant, but I felt like I needed to vent to fellow designers. Anyone else have any horror stories?:)

    My advice as a designer - CUT & RUN!

    There will be other clients to replace this a-hole.



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  • SmugMac
    Oct 9, 10:10 PM
    Its a nice app, but way overrated.

    I think so too. I find that Twitterrific is a more polished better looking app than Tweetie 2.0 - I have buyers remorse.





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  • Jessica Lares
    Oct 12, 01:14 AM
    That's what I thought. I'll get the part off eBay tomorrow and open it up.



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  • Sydde
    Mar 3, 11:08 AM
    Apologies for replying to this post: I am guessing the poster has me on ignore, so my response would be unfair if he cannot see it
    'turned into' a a profit machine? As opposed to... when?
    Providing health services and goods has always been a for-profit enterprise. This is exactly what has lead to the amazing growth in medical technology in the past 100 years.
    Yeah, I kind of doubt that. The amazing growth of medical technology arises from academia, not private industry. AHIP have just been along for the ride, driving up costs while contributing nothing of value.
    For the record, the (wealthy) are paying their fair share. The top 50% of wage earners pay over 95% of the income tax. Your disgusting attack on all conservatives wanting to '****' over all citizens is just that... disgusting ... Lower taxes? Strong business climate with low unemployment? You seem to be contradicting yourself... what strong middle class policies are you specifically talking about?
    Al Jazeera has an interesting take on the failure of "neo-liberalism" (http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/02/201122414315249621.html). You should find their conclusions interesting:
    What is neoliberalism? In his Brief History of Neoliberalism, the eminent social geographer David Harvey outlined "a theory of political economic practices that proposes that human well-being can best be advanced by liberating individual entrepreneurial freedoms and skills within an institutional framework characterised by strong private property rights, free markets, and free trade." Neoliberal states guarantee, by force if necessary, the "proper functioning" of markets; where markets do not exist (for example, in the use of land, water, education, health care, social security, or environmental pollution), then the state should create them.

    Guaranteeing the sanctity of markets is supposed to be the limit of legitimate state functions, and state interventions should always be subordinate to markets. All human behavior, and not just the production of goods and services, can be reduced to market transactions.
    Ah, hmm, maybe there is a linguistic disconnect at work here. Vilifying the "liberals", blaming them for creating the environment that led to unrest in north Africa and drawing salient parallels to US could have unintended results.

    The charts look amazing on my iPhone.

    Are you easily amazed?





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  • gkarris
    Apr 7, 02:30 PM
    Yeah, I remember being so bummed out when our arcade swapped the sit-down Star Wars model for the smaller stand-up version. Boooo

    Don't forget also Star Trek Strategic Ops:

    http://www.arcade-museum.com/game_detail.php?game_id=9770

    Guy had the sit-down one local for $750 in perfect condition - wow, sold it in under 1/2 hour... :eek:



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  • OrangeSVTguy
    Feb 12, 11:53 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/420.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0 Mobile/4A102 Safari/419.3)

    @ ORANGESVTGUY: please lower your folding output, you'll be overtaking me within the next 5 days... (GRMBL!! And some censored cursing: $@&#^%!!!!)

    Should pass you up in less than 12 hours now :D





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  • SwiftLives
    Mar 24, 10:19 AM
    So who gets to decide what constitutes being dressed "slutty"?



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  • vincenz
    Apr 6, 05:48 PM
    So you can get a 1TB hard drive for $80.... 12,000 of those.... not that big of an expenditure tbf.

    Imagine maintaining all of those physically though...





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  • flgator85
    Feb 11, 10:42 AM
    I currently have 850 family plan with unlimited family texting. I tried to sign up with a CS rep, but I was told that my 850 min family was not eligible. I guess that I will keep the extra 150 min rather than drop to the 700 min family plan. Has others with 850 family plan been able to add this new messaging plan?



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  • likemyorbs
    Mar 16, 06:50 PM
    That is false. Even lawyers agree that 100% certainty is impossible. That is why we have the term "reasonable doubt". The 5 men wrongly sentenced to death in Ohio went through what was supposed to be an exceptionally thorough legal process, yet it still failed them.

    Ok, explain to me how there is any reasonable doubt the arizona shooter is guilty, explain to me how there is any reasonable doubt the connecticut home invaders are guilty, explain to me how there is any reasonable doubt that someone who fully confesses to their crime is guilty. Your argument is nonsense.


    Don't labor under the illusion that I or anyone else cares what you think. Frankly I do not. You've added nothing to this discussion but emotional responses and baiting, after which you've abandoned what is clearly a lost cause. I think that speaks for itself.

    If your idea of a discussion is everyone agreeing with your view, then yes that's exactly what i've done. I don't care about what you think either, your opinion is in the minority anyway so i'm in good company.


    Stalin, Gaddafi and Kim Jong Il would agree. You're in good company there.

    I see what you did there.





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  • jpolk
    Aug 2, 06:53 AM
    A pic of my current desktop.

    http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/pogsklinc/Screenshot2010-08-01at94319PM.png



    And a link to the original.
    http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/pogsklinc/going_home2_desktop.jpg

    Any larger versions out there? It is a lovely image but too small a resolution for my monitor.



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  • Quasimodo
    Apr 28, 08:45 PM
    One of the patents:
    Mobile telephone capable of displaying world time and method for controlling the same

    An apparatus and method for calculating and displaying local time for a plurality of cities in the world. The apparatus includes a memory for storing Greenwich mean time (GMT) information for each of the plurality of cities. The apparatus sets a reference time and counts the time that elapses from when the reference time is set. The apparatus calculates a local time of a city selected by a user, which is based on a difference between the GMT of the selected city and the GMT of a present location of the apparatus, the reference time and the counted elapsed time. The reference time may be either a time set by the user or a system time acquired from a signal generated from a remote system.
    How can companies get patents for such trivial algorithms???

    This surely has been covered by other manufacturers years before Samsung ever started making devices? What about the Newton? Seems a bit of a weak claim and surprising that they would have been granted a patent.





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  • LouisAnderson
    Mar 11, 02:13 AM
    I love to play online games..Super Mario 64 - Super Mario 64 is one of the best games one can experience. With 360 degrees action performance and action effect, and the journey with Mario is in a 3D effect making it unique one.



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  • spatterfree
    Apr 27, 07:28 AM
    hi, i'm just wondering, who makes a very good sounding ipod dock, with CD player undercounter radio? most important is, good sound, and no junk, but on the cheaper side, anybody got one or tried a few that they didn't like?





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  • The Beatles
    Apr 4, 12:50 PM
    Apple needs to learn to work with publishers.

    I spend about a third of my daily iPad time reading the FT every morning. If the app gets pulled or no longer works (because Apple insists on getting their cut of my annual subscription), I will make the very easy decision to get an Android tablet next.

    Same goes for my Economist and WSJ apps. Combined, I probably spend 75% of my time on my iPad reading these publications. Take them away, and I'm gone.

    My loyalty is to the publisher and the quality of their material. It is NOT to Apple. And one less iPad owner also means one less App store and/or iTunes customer.

    Apple should tread very lightly here.


    Wow, you my friend are bought and sold! :p

    The less a corporation knows about me the better. I am not in favor of giving my personal information away. But you believe apple should succumb to a no choice collection of this data simply because a corporation demands it? Your easy.

    Bankers and Corporations run this world and they dont have a "flower power, I love your grandma and children" attitude. Just look at what the banks did. Look at how the government responded. Now you want to give corps even more control by taking away choice?


    You say you'll go to Android, which i think is a bit poetic. The definition of Android means "Robot with a Human Appearance", and the government/bankers/corporations just love that mindset :D matter of fact, im sure thats how they see all of us. I know this sounds like a personal attack but it isnt. Its a rant on the relationship between the people, their government and the bankers/corporations. If apple wants to provide choice as to whether i give out my personal info, im cool with that. Grateful actually.





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  • iApache
    Sep 11, 12:47 AM
    Thank you sir!





    UngratefulNinja
    Jan 22, 09:08 AM
    It explains in the FAQ





    allan.nyholm
    Mar 24, 03:09 AM
    Ahh the man with the shaky hand from the Lion demonstration.

    It's hard not to begin shaking using that terrible mouse(Magic Mouse). On a hot summer day it's really hard using it. Here in Denmark the summer is really moist. And because of the surface of the mouse, after a longer period of time sweat begins to assemble on top making the swipe features simply not work. You have to have totally dry fingers and palms for using that mouse.

    My point is; Apple, stop making mice all together. You're terrible at it. get a deal with Logitech for instance and have them cook up a beautiful mouse to go with your design standards.

    The Magic Trackpad has the same issues like the Magic Mouse has. If it's not cramps it's sweaty palms and fingers.

    I felt Craig's pain when he was demoing Lion. I cringed, thinking that it was not the best way to demo the swipe features.

    I'm doing it wrong? Story of my life. ;)





    jnoxx
    Apr 27, 02:20 AM
    this would take a bit of work i think, but u should use the delegate method of a textField, didchangecharactersinrange or somewhat?
    Think that should set u off..





    outerspaceapple
    Aug 19, 03:37 PM
    lol, probably at least 1000lbs. I got these stats off of apple's website under ipod+itunes.





    xplnusa
    Feb 9, 12:00 PM
    I'm excited by this... Hopefully my plan will qualify..



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